Note: The following is real conversations collected during April 2013.
Katie: Did you bring me Wisconsin cheese?
Mom: No, but we did bring you Wisconsin kitties.
Katie: He only speaks Swahili.
Greg: I don’t speak Swahili.
Katie: I know, you speak Swati but that’s not what the quote is.
Matt: What [...]
Note: The follow is a collection of quotes heard in real conversations or found in writing during the month of March.
Katie: I know it’s going to break my heart but I brought my notebook because if you’re going to have your heart broken you need a notebook.
Mike: What are you doing, dear?
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The following is a collection of ridiculous or ridiculously profound things heard in real conversations, spotted on Twitter, or read in books throughout the month of February.
From Katie: The first Wednesday of every month, we celebrate the ridiculous and ridiculously profound things heard in real conversations, spotted online, or found in books.
Rachel Held Evans: The bravest decision I’ll ever make is the decision to follow Jesus with both my head and heart engaged—no checking out, no pretending.
Katie: [...]
From Katie: The following is a collection of real conversations that happened in the month of December. Some names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Amber Dobecka: Suffering allows us to experience true joy.
Kellie: Jack is the boy-band all wrapped in one.
Katie: I want to know how it all started. [...]
Author’s Note: The following is a collection of ridiculous and ridiculously profound things heard in everyday conversation, exchanged online, and found in books during the month of November.
Katie: We were listening to Christmas carols this morning but he said it was too early so we switched to show tunes.
Billy: Thank you!
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From Katie: The follow is a collection of the ridiculous and the ridiculously profound quotes collected through the month of October.
Mom: I don’t swim in your toilet; don’t poop in my pool!
Nicole Unice: We can only be used by God after we allow Him to show us the deep hidden areas [...]
From Katie: My real-life friends tell me Wacky Wednesday is their favorite day of the month. I think they like seeing their names in “print.” After STORY, my cyber friends get some extra shout-outs now too. I’ve also stolen from some creative friends (Christine and Tammy, read their blogs) and included [...]
A collection of all of the ridiculous and ridiculously profound things heard or read throughout the month of August.
The first Wednesday of every month we celebrate all of the ridiculous and ridiculously profound things heard in everyday conversations, overheard on Twitter, and found in blogs and books. Some names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent. Sit back, relax, laugh, and keep me informed of what you’re hearing around you.
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